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Posh Pooches Dog Grooming
Offering a complete range of grooming services for all breeds of Dogs
in the comfort of their own homes.
Please see the services page for a full list of what we do.
20 Reasons why your dog’s haircut costs more than yours………
1. Your haircut takes 20-30 minutes, your dog’s takes much longer
2. Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a manicure & pedicure
3. Your hairdresser only clips the hair on your head
4. You don’t have any fleas, ticks or mites
5. Your hairdresser is not expected to comb out dreadlocks
6. Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your ears
7. You don’t try to bite your hairdresser
8. You stay still and don’t wiggle, jump and shake while being worked on with sharp scissors and tools
9. Your hairdresser doesn’t wash your butt
10. You don’t come in with mud, burrs, sticks, tar, sap, dead things, and poop in your hair
11. You don’t shake and cover everything (including your hairdresser) in 2 inches of soapy water
12. Your hairdresser doesn’t have to shave between your toes
13. You can tell your hairdresser if something’s wrong, she doesn’t have to guess
14. You don’t poop whilst your hairdresser is blow drying your backside
15. Your hairdresser doesn’t cuddle you and stroke you when you get nervous
16. You don’t walk into your hairdresser with hair that hasn’t been brushed in 6 weeks (or 6 months)
17. You don’t scream at the top of your lungs every time the Hairdresser picks up a pair of nail clippers
18. You don’t whip around in a frenzy as soon as your hairdresser goes to clip around your ears
19. You don’t try to hump your hairdresser’s leg
20. Your hairdresser probably won’t love you if you do any of the above. (in fact they would probably have you arrested)
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